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Reality TV World announces 2003 Blowie Awards nominees, opens ballot for voting 09-17-2003

2003 Blowie Awards open for nominations 03-09-2003 launches website 11-26-2002 message boards back online 09-26-2002 message boards temporarily unavailable 09-25-2002 launches website 09-16-2002

'Spoiler Island' fantasy Survivor game now open for 'Survivor: Thailand' Episode 1 picks 09-08-2002 launches website 06-10-2002

2002 Blowie Award Winners Announced! 03-17-2002

Love Cruise - Episode 6 Summary 10-15-2001

Many New Exclusive Photos Posted 10-08-2001

Love Cruise - Episode 2 Summary 09-29-2001

Yes, It Can Get Worse.. 2nd Episode Places 5th In Ratings 09-27-2001

New Exclusive Premiere Party Photos Posted 09-27-2001

'Love Cruise' Sinks While Leaving Port, Premiere Finishes 4th In Ratings 09-26-2001


THE FINAL WINNERS. Melissa and Darin (Darin Who?) emerged as the big winners on 'Love Cruise: The Maiden Voyage' (ya, like after these horrific ratings anyone ever expects there to be a SECOND voyage)

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"This is great TV...if you're a whore." - Love Cruise producer Kathy Wetherell, Entertainment Weekly article

I think the key reaction we've been hearing from viewers of this show is "disappointment." certainly doesn't seem like many folks came away from the finale feeling satisfied. In fact, our initial reaction was thank god we didn't have to waste seven weeks wondering about this thing only to see it end so lamely (maybe those programming folks at FOX really WERE on to something when they decided to squeeze this thing into 3 weeks. You know, it's the old Band-aid theory -- you know it's going to hurt, so pull it quick and get it over with.)

Anyways congratulations to all the folks who voted in the final poll -- by a landslide you all correctly predicted the final winners (67% of you picked Darin for the guy, 53% of you picked Melissa as the girl -- apparently a good amount of you thought Darin might dump Melissa for another girl.) Did you hear that BMP folks -- the editing of this show left so little suspense as to the ending, that 73% of the public could see it coming! Hell, some of us believed so much that the ending couldn't possibly be so lame and obvious, that we made up out own much more entertaining and interesting rules and end to the game.

Bringing back the first girl voted out as part of the finals? ...and the guy that the girls tried to vote out SECOND? Can you say INCREDIBLY WEAK AND LAME??? Next time you think of a reality show, try coming up with some decent rules. Gina gets to sit her whiny butt on Loser Island for over two weeks and ends up closer to the final prize than the scheming Slick Mikey... there's something seriously wrong with that.

LCS' own Michael
And Toni -- D - E - N - I - A - L . You seem to do a lot of it. Try turning one of those eyeballs around and looking back at yourself, it would probably be an eye-opener (*grown* ...horrible pun not intended.)

Lastly, anyone see Tony The Mohawk Boy tonight?'s almost like even the producers were too ashamed to put him on camera with that haircut (dude, what WERE you thinking??? ...for how many days had you been drinking???) We still pity the fool around here...

SUMMARY STATUS: Michael's Episode #1, #2 & #6 summaries are posted and available for reading. We're expecting #7 to show up sometime. As for the Lost Summaries for #3, #4, & #5, well, email Michael yourself if you want to complain about those.

By the way, now that Love Cruise has ended (gee, it seems like it just started,) feel free to stick around and check out our other properties --,,,, and


'American Idol' eliminee Malaya Watson: I was really hesitant to do the show 04-15-2014

'Chrisley Knows Best' renewed for second season by USA Network 04-15-2014

'Dancing with the Stars' eliminee Cody Simpson: I have mixed feelings, I had no clue I'd be going home 04-15-2014

Exclusive: John Erck and Jessica Hoel talk 'The Amazing Race: All-Stars' (Part 1) 04-15-2014

'Southern Charm' stars Kathryn Dennis and Thomas Ravenel reportedly have baby girl 04-15-2014

'Dancing with the Stars' eliminates Cody Simpson and professional partner Witney Carson on 'Disney Night' 04-15-2014

'The Voice' coaches Shakira and Adam Levine determine their three-person teams, four artists get eliminated 04-15-2014

'Dancing with the Stars' pro Peta Murgatroyd: James Maslow and I have amazing chemistry, it feels so good to be back with him! 04-14-2014

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West reportedly tour Chateau de Louveciennes as possible wedding location 04-14-2014

'The Amazing Race: All-Stars' eliminates John Erck and Jessica Hoel 04-14-2014

'American Idol' eliminee Malaya Watson: It's really weird, the girls are getting scarce! 04-11-2014

Khloe Kardashian reportedly refusing to take "desperate calls" from Lamar Odom, dating rapper French Montana 04-11-2014

Ryan Seacrest may reportedly leave 'American Idol' 04-11-2014

'Dancing with the Stars' executive producer Conrad Green leaving to join Fox's new 'Utopia' reality series 04-11-2014

'Project Runway: Under the Gunn' crowns Oscar Lopez its first winner 04-11-2014

'American Idol' eliminates Malaya Watson and determines Top 7 finalists 04-11-2014

Exclusive: 'Survivor: Cagayan -- Brawn vs. Brains vs. Beauty' castoff Morgan McLeod talks (Part 1) 04-10-2014

'American Idol' finalists Caleb Johnson and Dexter Roberts battled sickness this week, almost couldn't sing 04-10-2014

'American Idol' Top 8 finalist Sam Woolf rebounds after avoiding elimination thanks to "The Judges' Save" 04-10-2014

'Survivor: Cagayan -- Brawn vs. Brains vs. Beauty's merged Solarrion tribe votes off Morgan McLeod 04-10-2014

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner prank woman who called them "slutty" 04-10-2014

'19 Kids & Counting' star Jill Duggar gets engaged to Derick Dillard 04-10-2014

'The Voice' coach Blake Shelton cuts two team members and determines his three "live shows" competitors 04-10-2014

Katherine Webb and AJ McCarron to reportedly star in their own reality show 04-09-2014

Samantha Harris to undergo double mastectomy for breast cancer 04-09-2014

'19 Kids & Counting' daughter Jill Duggar engaged 04-09-2014

Exclusive: 'Survivor: Cagayan -- Brawn vs. Brains vs. Beauty' castoff Sarah Lacina talks (Part 2) 04-09-2014

Adam Levine launches women's clothing line at Kmart 04-09-2014

Heidi Klum under fire for support of "redface" photo shoot on 'Germany's Next Top Model' 04-09-2014

Stacy Keibler and new husband Jared Pobre reportedly having a baby girl 04-09-2014

'Dancing with the Stars' pros fire back at Julianne Hough for "inappropriate" and "irresponsible" Maksim and Danica critique 04-08-2014

Jennie Garth claims club didn't let her black friends inside 04-08-2014

Simon Cowell: I regret my Lauren Silverman affair, but the result of it steered me from going down a bad path 04-08-2014

Kanye West raps about Kim Kardashian's ass in Future's new 'I Won' single 04-08-2014

'Dancing with the Stars' contestant James Maslow doesn't confirm or deny he's dating partner Peta Murgatroyd when grilled 04-08-2014

'The Bachelor' creator Mike Fleiss marries former Miss America Laura Kaeppeler 04-08-2014

'The Biggest Loser' trainer Jillian Michaels reportedly wants to quit the show for a third time 04-08-2014

'The Voice' coaches narrow each team to five "battle" surviving artists, Top 20 move on to "Playoff Rounds" 04-08-2014

'Dancing with the Stars' two-week leaderboard topped by Meryl Davis 04-08-2014

'Dancing with the Stars' co-host Erin Andrews admits rumors she was disliked on set "worried" her 04-07-2014

Demi Lovato nude photos leak out online 04-07-2014

Kris Jenner reportedly pushing Khloe Kardashian to reconcile with Lamar Odom for the show's sake 04-07-2014

Peta Murgatroyd on 'Dancing with the Stars' new Switch-Up partner: It's strange, we get along like a house on fire 04-07-2014

Khloe Kardashian and rapper French Montana sparking relationship rumors 04-07-2014

'American Idol' judge Jennifer Lopez reportedly "not into" boyfriend Casper Smart anymore, planning to let him down easy 04-07-2014

Juan Pablo Galavis reportedly caught "flirting" and putting his arm around another woman 04-07-2014

Miranda Lambert, Kacey Musgraves and Keith Urban all win at 2014's Academy of Country Music Awards 04-07-2014

'The Real Housewives of Atlanta' star Kandi Burruss gets married to Todd Tucker 04-07-2014

'Dancing with the Stars' couple Peta Murgatroyd and James Maslow reportedly dating but playing coy 04-07-2014

Taylor Armstrong ties the knot with attorney John Bluher in her second marriage 04-07-2014

'American Idol' judges use judges' save to save Sam Woolf from elimination 04-04-2014

Nick Cannon tweets 'I'M RACIST!' following 'whiteface' controversy 04-04-2014

'The Bachelor' couple Juan Pablo Galavis and Nikki Ferrell reportedly having talks about their future 04-04-2014

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi and fiance Jionni LaValle expecting their second child 04-04-2014

Nigella Lawson reportedly stopped from boarding flight into LA due to past drug confession 04-04-2014

Rob Kardashian deletes disturbing tweet and celebrates family's return from Thailand 04-04-2014

Bruce Jenner and Kris Jenner spotted appearing reconciled at Los Angeles airport 04-03-2014

Exclusive: Sarah Lacina talks 'Survivor: Cagayan -- Brawn vs. Brains vs. Beauty' (Part 1) 04-03-2014

Bruce Jenner reportedly seeking help from "sex change coach" Dr. Renee Richards 04-03-2014

Rachel Frederickson gained 20 pounds since 'The Biggest Loser', says she's at her "perfect weight" now 04-03-2014

'The Biggest Loser' Rachel Frederickson gains 20 pounds 04-03-2014

'American Idol' finalists Malaya Watson and Jena Irene "running away with the competition" 04-03-2014

'Survivor: Cagayan -- Brawn vs. Brains vs. Beauty' merges the tribes, Sarah Lacina gets voted out 04-03-2014

Discovery Communications inks for reality series of Google Lunar XPRIZE competition 04-02-2014

MTV announces premiere for third season of 'Catfish: The TV Show' 04-02-2014

Farrah Abraham's father writing tell-all book about the 'Teen Mom' star 04-02-2014

Rob Kardashian shares sad, cryptic message on Twitter 04-02-2014

Former 'Dancing with the Stars' co-host Brooke Burke-Charvet crashes car into fence, insists she was sober 04-02-2014

'Big Brother' star GinaMarie Zimmerman releases nude photos in attempt to land 'Playboy' shoot 04-02-2014

'American Idol's Majesty Rose: America can make you feel rejected and not good enough, but I persevered 04-02-2014

Exclusive: 'Survivor: Cagayan -- Brawn vs. Brains vs. Beauty' eliminee Alexis Maxwell talks (Part 2) 04-02-2014

'The Bachelorette' couple Ashley Hebert and husband J.P. Rosenbaum relocating for a job opportunity 04-02-2014

'The Voice' declares three "Battles: Round Two" winners, one contestant gets stolen 04-02-2014

Kanye West postpones his Australia tour to focus on new music 04-02-2014

Billy Dee Williams on 'Dancing with the Stars:' I had a good time and made a lot of money 04-01-2014

'Giuliana & Bill' star Giuliana Rancic writing memoir for release next year 04-01-2014

Nicole Richie to star in new cheeky '#CandidlyNicole' reality series on VH1 this summer 04-01-2014

Lindsay Lohan's credit card reportedly declined for $300 04-01-2014

'American Idol' eliminee Majesty Rose: My story is so different, I used to be like a robot 04-01-2014

Kim Kardashian attacked by elephant while trying to take a selfie in Thailand 04-01-2014

Exclusive: Lindsey Ogle talks 'Survivor: Cagayan -- Brawn vs. Brains vs. Beauty' (Part 2) 04-01-2014

'The Voice' determines six "Battles: Round Two" winners, two artists get stolen 04-01-2014

Kendall Jenner and her Kardashian sisters post bikini shots from Thailand 04-01-2014

'Dancing with the Stars' loses Billy Dee Williams and pro partner Emma Slater due to medical condition 04-01-2014

'Full House' cast supporting Candace Cameron Bure on 'Dancing with the Stars' 04-01-2014

'The Voice' adding Pharrell Williams as coach for next fall's seventh season 03-31-2014

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino and family getting their own reality show on TVGN 03-31-2014

Giuliana Rancic fulfills lifelong dream and appears on 'The Price is Right' 03-31-2014

Tori Spelling to star in new Lifetime 'True Tori' reality series amidst marriage crisis, to debut next month 03-31-2014

Kim Kardashian reportedly tells Kris Jenner to back off from her wedding plans with Kanye West, puts her foot down 03-31-2014

'Dancing with the Stars' pro Peta Murgatroyd: Forget his shirt, my partner James Maslow may take his pants off! 03-31-2014

'Duck Dynasty' women: The show has made our men into sex symbols! 03-31-2014

Roberto Martinez reportedly "serious" and "talking marriage" with 'Playboy' girlfriend Sara Jean Underwood 03-31-2014

Nikki Ferrell reportedly "desperate to be famous" just like her 'The Bachelor' boyfriend Juan Pablo Galavis 03-31-2014

Former 'American Idol' finalist Paul McDonald and wife Nikki Reed announce divorce, but plan to continue professional relationship 03-31-2014

'The Bachelor' star Juan Pablo Galavis reportedly gets drink thrown in face and called a "f-cking douche bag" at event 03-31-2014

'The Amazing Race: All-Stars' Jennifer Wayne and Caroline Cutbirth survive non-elimination leg after last-place finish 03-31-2014

Christina Aguilera and fiance Matthew Rutler having a baby girl 03-29-2014

'American Idol' eliminee Majesty Rose: I was surprised the judges didn't save me but I wasn't more deserving 03-28-2014

'The Real Housewives of Atlanta' stars Porsha Stewart and Kenya Moore reportedly brawl at reunion taping, police called to scene 03-28-2014

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