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THIS IS WHAT WE WERE WAITING FOR?

THE FINAL WINNERS. Melissa and Darin (Darin Who?) emerged as the big winners on 'Love Cruise: The Maiden Voyage' (ya, like after these horrific ratings anyone ever expects there to be a SECOND voyage)

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"This is great TV...if you're a whore." - Love Cruise producer Kathy Wetherell, Entertainment Weekly article

I think the key reaction we've been hearing from viewers of this show is "disappointment." ...it certainly doesn't seem like many folks came away from the finale feeling satisfied. In fact, our initial reaction was thank god we didn't have to waste seven weeks wondering about this thing only to see it end so lamely (maybe those programming folks at FOX really WERE on to something when they decided to squeeze this thing into 3 weeks. You know, it's the old Band-aid theory -- you know it's going to hurt, so pull it quick and get it over with.)

Anyways congratulations to all the folks who voted in the final poll -- by a landslide you all correctly predicted the final winners (67% of you picked Darin for the guy, 53% of you picked Melissa as the girl -- apparently a good amount of you thought Darin might dump Melissa for another girl.) Did you hear that BMP folks -- the editing of this show left so little suspense as to the ending, that 73% of the public could see it coming! Hell, some of us believed so much that the ending couldn't possibly be so lame and obvious, that we made up out own much more entertaining and interesting rules and end to the game.

Bringing back the first girl voted out as part of the finals? ...and the guy that the girls tried to vote out SECOND? Can you say INCREDIBLY WEAK AND LAME??? Next time you think of a reality show, try coming up with some decent rules. Gina gets to sit her whiny butt on Loser Island for over two weeks and ends up closer to the final prize than the scheming Slick Mikey... there's something seriously wrong with that.

LCS' own Michael
And Toni -- D - E - N - I - A - L . You seem to do a lot of it. Try turning one of those eyeballs around and looking back at yourself, it would probably be an eye-opener (*grown* ...horrible pun not intended.)

Lastly, anyone see Tony The Mohawk Boy tonight? ...it's almost like even the producers were too ashamed to put him on camera with that haircut (dude, what WERE you thinking??? ...for how many days had you been drinking???) We still pity the fool around here...

SUMMARY STATUS: Michael's Episode #1, #2 & #6 summaries are posted and available for reading. We're expecting #7 to show up sometime. As for the Lost Summaries for #3, #4, & #5, well, email Michael yourself if you want to complain about those.

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