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Reality TV World announces 2003 Blowie Awards nominees, opens ballot for voting 09-17-2003

2003 Blowie Awards open for nominations 03-09-2003 launches website 11-26-2002 message boards back online 09-26-2002 message boards temporarily unavailable 09-25-2002 launches website 09-16-2002

'Spoiler Island' fantasy Survivor game now open for 'Survivor: Thailand' Episode 1 picks 09-08-2002 launches website 06-10-2002

2002 Blowie Award Winners Announced! 03-17-2002

Love Cruise - Episode 6 Summary 10-15-2001

Many New Exclusive Photos Posted 10-08-2001

Love Cruise - Episode 2 Summary 09-29-2001

Yes, It Can Get Worse.. 2nd Episode Places 5th In Ratings 09-27-2001

New Exclusive Premiere Party Photos Posted 09-27-2001

'Love Cruise' Sinks While Leaving Port, Premiere Finishes 4th In Ratings 09-26-2001


THE FINAL WINNERS. Melissa and Darin (Darin Who?) emerged as the big winners on 'Love Cruise: The Maiden Voyage' (ya, like after these horrific ratings anyone ever expects there to be a SECOND voyage)

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"This is great TV...if you're a whore." - Love Cruise producer Kathy Wetherell, Entertainment Weekly article

I think the key reaction we've been hearing from viewers of this show is "disappointment." certainly doesn't seem like many folks came away from the finale feeling satisfied. In fact, our initial reaction was thank god we didn't have to waste seven weeks wondering about this thing only to see it end so lamely (maybe those programming folks at FOX really WERE on to something when they decided to squeeze this thing into 3 weeks. You know, it's the old Band-aid theory -- you know it's going to hurt, so pull it quick and get it over with.)

Anyways congratulations to all the folks who voted in the final poll -- by a landslide you all correctly predicted the final winners (67% of you picked Darin for the guy, 53% of you picked Melissa as the girl -- apparently a good amount of you thought Darin might dump Melissa for another girl.) Did you hear that BMP folks -- the editing of this show left so little suspense as to the ending, that 73% of the public could see it coming! Hell, some of us believed so much that the ending couldn't possibly be so lame and obvious, that we made up out own much more entertaining and interesting rules and end to the game.

Bringing back the first girl voted out as part of the finals? ...and the guy that the girls tried to vote out SECOND? Can you say INCREDIBLY WEAK AND LAME??? Next time you think of a reality show, try coming up with some decent rules. Gina gets to sit her whiny butt on Loser Island for over two weeks and ends up closer to the final prize than the scheming Slick Mikey... there's something seriously wrong with that.

LCS' own Michael
And Toni -- D - E - N - I - A - L . You seem to do a lot of it. Try turning one of those eyeballs around and looking back at yourself, it would probably be an eye-opener (*grown* ...horrible pun not intended.)

Lastly, anyone see Tony The Mohawk Boy tonight?'s almost like even the producers were too ashamed to put him on camera with that haircut (dude, what WERE you thinking??? ...for how many days had you been drinking???) We still pity the fool around here...

SUMMARY STATUS: Michael's Episode #1, #2 & #6 summaries are posted and available for reading. We're expecting #7 to show up sometime. As for the Lost Summaries for #3, #4, & #5, well, email Michael yourself if you want to complain about those.

By the way, now that Love Cruise has ended (gee, it seems like it just started,) feel free to stick around and check out our other properties --,,,, and


'The Bachelorette' producers and Chris Harrison comment on contestant Eric Hill's tragic death 04-23-2014

'American Idol' eliminee Dexter Roberts: Singing in front of Keith Urban was intimidating 04-23-2014

Exclusive: Castoff LJ McKanas talks 'Survivor: Cagayan -- Brawn vs. Brains vs. Beauty' (Part 2) 04-23-2014

'The Bachelorette' bachelor Eric Hill dies in hospital after paragliding accident in Utah 04-23-2014

Juan Pablo Galavis reportedly wants Nikki Ferrell to quit nursing job and work as a model 04-23-2014

Andi Dorfman's 'The Bachelorette' bachelor Eric Hill in coma after paragliding accident 04-23-2014

Candace Cameron Bure wishes Andrea Barber was also on 'Dancing with the Stars' 04-23-2014

Former 'Ice Road Truckers' star Timothy Zickuhr arrested and charged after allegedly kidnapping Las Vegas prostitute 04-23-2014

'The Voice' eliminates TJ Wilkins and Dani Moz, determines sixth season's Top 10 finalists 04-23-2014

'American Idol' eliminee Dexter Roberts: I'm going to try to step out of the box and do something crazy 04-22-2014

'The Voice' artist Kristen Merlin: I wanted to run off stage and cry in a corner when my mic went dead 04-22-2014

'True Tori' star Dean McDermott on sex with wife Tori Spelling: "It wasn't fantastic, I'm insatiable" 04-22-2014

'The Voice's Top 12 artists perform, coach Blake Shelton picks out the best singer on each opposing team 04-22-2014

'Dancing with the Stars' cuts Drew Carey and pro partner Cheryl Burke, Meryl Davis tops the leaderboard 04-22-2014

Exclusive: Herbert "Flight Time" Lang and Nate "Big Easy" Lofton talk 'The Amazing Race: All-Stars' (Part 1) 04-21-2014

Melissa Rycroft and husband Tye Strickland welcome a baby boy 04-21-2014

'The Amazing Race: All-Stars' eliminates Herbert "Flight Time" Lang and Nate "Big Easy" Lofton 04-21-2014

Lindsay Lohan reveals she suffered miscarriage during filming on 'Lindsay' OWN reality series 04-21-2014

Exclusive: John Erck and Jessica Hoel talk 'The Amazing Race: All-Stars' (Part 2) 04-21-2014

Gwen Stefani reportedly in talks to replace Christina Aguilera on 'The Voice' 04-19-2014

'American Idol' eliminee Dexter Roberts: Sometimes it felt like Harry Connick Jr. was talking sign language 04-18-2014

Kris Jenner reportedly doing "great" after hospital visit for health scare 04-18-2014

'American Idol' eliminates Dexter Roberts and determines Top 6 finalists 04-18-2014

Lindsay Lohan confirms 36-name list of sexual partners is legit, disputes how it leaked 04-18-2014

'American Idol' judge Keith Urban: This season is like 'The Hunger Games,' Harry Connick Jr. and I are wired differently 04-18-2014

Exclusive: 'Survivor: Cagayan -- Brawn vs. Brains vs. Beauty' castoff LJ McKanas talks (Part 1) 04-17-2014

Porsha Williams turns herself into authorities on battery charge, takes glamorous mugshot 04-17-2014

'American Idol' Top 7 show features performance highs and lows 04-17-2014

'Survivor: Cagayan -- Brawn vs. Brains vs. Beauty's merged Solarrion tribe takes out LJ McKanas 04-17-2014

Tori Spelling wants to humiliate Dean McDermott in 'True Tori,' says source, she's angry and not in a good place 04-16-2014

Exclusive: 'Survivor: Cagayan -- Brawn vs. Brains vs. Beauty' castoff Morgan McLeod talks (Part 2) 04-16-2014

'Dancing with the Stars' pro Tony Dovolani on NeNe Leakes tiff: My comments were taken out of context, it's tough to be portrayed as a villain 04-16-2014

'American Idol' eliminee Malaya Watson: There was never a moment I doubted the judges' advice 04-16-2014

Lindsay Lohan reportedly relapses again and drinks at Coachella 04-16-2014

'The Voice' coach Usher determines his three live-shows competitors, completing the Top 12 artists 04-16-2014

'The Bachelorette' star Andi Dorfman: "She's looking for the right Juan one" 04-16-2014

Flavor Flav pleads guilty to misdemeanor battery 04-15-2014

'American Idol' eliminee Malaya Watson: I was really hesitant to do the show 04-15-2014

'Chrisley Knows Best' renewed for second season by USA Network 04-15-2014

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West check on wedding details in Paris 04-15-2014

'Dancing with the Stars' eliminee Cody Simpson: I have mixed feelings, I had no clue I'd be going home 04-15-2014

Exclusive: John Erck and Jessica Hoel talk 'The Amazing Race: All-Stars' (Part 1) 04-15-2014

'Southern Charm' stars Kathryn Dennis and Thomas Ravenel reportedly have baby girl 04-15-2014

'Dancing with the Stars' eliminates Cody Simpson and professional partner Witney Carson on 'Disney Night' 04-15-2014

'The Voice' coaches Shakira and Adam Levine determine their three-person teams, four artists get eliminated 04-15-2014

'Dancing with the Stars' pro Peta Murgatroyd: James Maslow and I have amazing chemistry, it feels so good to be back with him! 04-14-2014

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West reportedly tour Chateau de Louveciennes as possible wedding location 04-14-2014

'The Amazing Race: All-Stars' eliminates John Erck and Jessica Hoel 04-14-2014

'American Idol' eliminee Malaya Watson: It's really weird, the girls are getting scarce! 04-11-2014

Khloe Kardashian reportedly refusing to take "desperate calls" from Lamar Odom, dating rapper French Montana 04-11-2014

Ryan Seacrest may reportedly leave 'American Idol' 04-11-2014

'Dancing with the Stars' executive producer Conrad Green leaving to join Fox's new 'Utopia' reality series 04-11-2014

'Project Runway: Under the Gunn' crowns Oscar Lopez its first winner 04-11-2014

'American Idol' eliminates Malaya Watson and determines Top 7 finalists 04-11-2014

Exclusive: 'Survivor: Cagayan -- Brawn vs. Brains vs. Beauty' castoff Morgan McLeod talks (Part 1) 04-10-2014

'American Idol' finalists Caleb Johnson and Dexter Roberts battled sickness this week, almost couldn't sing 04-10-2014

'American Idol' Top 8 finalist Sam Woolf rebounds after avoiding elimination thanks to "The Judges' Save" 04-10-2014

'Survivor: Cagayan -- Brawn vs. Brains vs. Beauty's merged Solarrion tribe votes off Morgan McLeod 04-10-2014

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner prank woman who called them "slutty" 04-10-2014

'19 Kids & Counting' star Jill Duggar gets engaged to Derick Dillard 04-10-2014

'The Voice' coach Blake Shelton cuts two team members and determines his three "live shows" competitors 04-10-2014

Katherine Webb and AJ McCarron to reportedly star in their own reality show 04-09-2014

Samantha Harris to undergo double mastectomy for breast cancer 04-09-2014

'19 Kids & Counting' daughter Jill Duggar engaged 04-09-2014

Exclusive: 'Survivor: Cagayan -- Brawn vs. Brains vs. Beauty' castoff Sarah Lacina talks (Part 2) 04-09-2014

Adam Levine launches women's clothing line at Kmart 04-09-2014

Heidi Klum under fire for support of "redface" photo shoot on 'Germany's Next Top Model' 04-09-2014

Stacy Keibler and new husband Jared Pobre reportedly having a baby girl 04-09-2014

'Dancing with the Stars' pros fire back at Julianne Hough for "inappropriate" and "irresponsible" Maksim and Danica critique 04-08-2014

Jennie Garth claims club didn't let her black friends inside 04-08-2014

Simon Cowell: I regret my Lauren Silverman affair, but the result of it steered me from going down a bad path 04-08-2014

Kanye West raps about Kim Kardashian's ass in Future's new 'I Won' single 04-08-2014

'Dancing with the Stars' contestant James Maslow doesn't confirm or deny he's dating partner Peta Murgatroyd when grilled 04-08-2014

'The Bachelor' creator Mike Fleiss marries former Miss America Laura Kaeppeler 04-08-2014

'The Biggest Loser' trainer Jillian Michaels reportedly wants to quit the show for a third time 04-08-2014

'The Voice' coaches narrow each team to five "battle" surviving artists, Top 20 move on to "Playoff Rounds" 04-08-2014

'Dancing with the Stars' two-week leaderboard topped by Meryl Davis 04-08-2014

'Dancing with the Stars' co-host Erin Andrews admits rumors she was disliked on set "worried" her 04-07-2014

Demi Lovato nude photos leak out online 04-07-2014

Kris Jenner reportedly pushing Khloe Kardashian to reconcile with Lamar Odom for the show's sake 04-07-2014

Peta Murgatroyd on 'Dancing with the Stars' new Switch-Up partner: It's strange, we get along like a house on fire 04-07-2014

Khloe Kardashian and rapper French Montana sparking relationship rumors 04-07-2014

'American Idol' judge Jennifer Lopez reportedly "not into" boyfriend Casper Smart anymore, planning to let him down easy 04-07-2014

Juan Pablo Galavis reportedly caught "flirting" and putting his arm around another woman 04-07-2014

Miranda Lambert, Kacey Musgraves and Keith Urban all win at 2014's Academy of Country Music Awards 04-07-2014

'The Real Housewives of Atlanta' star Kandi Burruss gets married to Todd Tucker 04-07-2014

'Dancing with the Stars' couple Peta Murgatroyd and James Maslow reportedly dating but playing coy 04-07-2014

Taylor Armstrong ties the knot with attorney John Bluher in her second marriage 04-07-2014

'American Idol' judges use judges' save to save Sam Woolf from elimination 04-04-2014

Nick Cannon tweets 'I'M RACIST!' following 'whiteface' controversy 04-04-2014

'The Bachelor' couple Juan Pablo Galavis and Nikki Ferrell reportedly having talks about their future 04-04-2014

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi and fiance Jionni LaValle expecting their second child 04-04-2014

Nigella Lawson reportedly stopped from boarding flight into LA due to past drug confession 04-04-2014

Rob Kardashian deletes disturbing tweet and celebrates family's return from Thailand 04-04-2014

Bruce Jenner and Kris Jenner spotted appearing reconciled at Los Angeles airport 04-03-2014

Exclusive: Sarah Lacina talks 'Survivor: Cagayan -- Brawn vs. Brains vs. Beauty' (Part 1) 04-03-2014

Bruce Jenner reportedly seeking help from "sex change coach" Dr. Renee Richards 04-03-2014

Rachel Frederickson gained 20 pounds since 'The Biggest Loser', says she's at her "perfect weight" now 04-03-2014

'The Biggest Loser' Rachel Frederickson gains 20 pounds 04-03-2014

'American Idol' finalists Malaya Watson and Jena Irene "running away with the competition" 04-03-2014

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