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Reality TV World announces 2003 Blowie Awards nominees, opens ballot for voting 09-17-2003

2003 Blowie Awards open for nominations 03-09-2003 launches website 11-26-2002 message boards back online 09-26-2002 message boards temporarily unavailable 09-25-2002 launches website 09-16-2002

'Spoiler Island' fantasy Survivor game now open for 'Survivor: Thailand' Episode 1 picks 09-08-2002 launches website 06-10-2002

2002 Blowie Award Winners Announced! 03-17-2002

Love Cruise - Episode 6 Summary 10-15-2001

Many New Exclusive Photos Posted 10-08-2001

Love Cruise - Episode 2 Summary 09-29-2001

Yes, It Can Get Worse.. 2nd Episode Places 5th In Ratings 09-27-2001

New Exclusive Premiere Party Photos Posted 09-27-2001

'Love Cruise' Sinks While Leaving Port, Premiere Finishes 4th In Ratings 09-26-2001


THE FINAL WINNERS. Melissa and Darin (Darin Who?) emerged as the big winners on 'Love Cruise: The Maiden Voyage' (ya, like after these horrific ratings anyone ever expects there to be a SECOND voyage)

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"This is great TV...if you're a whore." - Love Cruise producer Kathy Wetherell, Entertainment Weekly article

I think the key reaction we've been hearing from viewers of this show is "disappointment." certainly doesn't seem like many folks came away from the finale feeling satisfied. In fact, our initial reaction was thank god we didn't have to waste seven weeks wondering about this thing only to see it end so lamely (maybe those programming folks at FOX really WERE on to something when they decided to squeeze this thing into 3 weeks. You know, it's the old Band-aid theory -- you know it's going to hurt, so pull it quick and get it over with.)

Anyways congratulations to all the folks who voted in the final poll -- by a landslide you all correctly predicted the final winners (67% of you picked Darin for the guy, 53% of you picked Melissa as the girl -- apparently a good amount of you thought Darin might dump Melissa for another girl.) Did you hear that BMP folks -- the editing of this show left so little suspense as to the ending, that 73% of the public could see it coming! Hell, some of us believed so much that the ending couldn't possibly be so lame and obvious, that we made up out own much more entertaining and interesting rules and end to the game.

Bringing back the first girl voted out as part of the finals? ...and the guy that the girls tried to vote out SECOND? Can you say INCREDIBLY WEAK AND LAME??? Next time you think of a reality show, try coming up with some decent rules. Gina gets to sit her whiny butt on Loser Island for over two weeks and ends up closer to the final prize than the scheming Slick Mikey... there's something seriously wrong with that.

LCS' own Michael
And Toni -- D - E - N - I - A - L . You seem to do a lot of it. Try turning one of those eyeballs around and looking back at yourself, it would probably be an eye-opener (*grown* ...horrible pun not intended.)

Lastly, anyone see Tony The Mohawk Boy tonight?'s almost like even the producers were too ashamed to put him on camera with that haircut (dude, what WERE you thinking??? ...for how many days had you been drinking???) We still pity the fool around here...

SUMMARY STATUS: Michael's Episode #1, #2 & #6 summaries are posted and available for reading. We're expecting #7 to show up sometime. As for the Lost Summaries for #3, #4, & #5, well, email Michael yourself if you want to complain about those.

By the way, now that Love Cruise has ended (gee, it seems like it just started,) feel free to stick around and check out our other properties --,,,, and


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'The Bachelorette's Chris Soules: Nick Viall gloats and just handles situations poorly, not like a gentleman with tact 06-20-2014

'Last Comic Standing' determines last 5 of Top 10 finalists heading into Challenge Rounds 06-20-2014

Courtney Robertson tells all: My 'The Bachelor' fantasy suite sex with Ben Flajnik sealed the deal 06-20-2014

'Big Brother's sixteenth-season houseguests announced by CBS 06-19-2014

Kim Kardashian talks about having more kids with Kanye West and how he keeps their relationship interesting 06-19-2014

'The Bachelorette' star Andi Dorfman: Being a prosecutor is still my true passion 06-19-2014

Identities of two more 'Bachelor in Paradise' cast members revealed 06-19-2014

'The Real Housewives of New Jersey' star Joe Giudice's father Frank Giudice suddenly collapses and dies 06-19-2014

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony officially divorce three years after split 06-18-2014

'Big Brother's sixteenth season to feature three new major twists 06-18-2014

Kim Kardashian announces 'Kim Kardashian Game' video game 06-18-2014

Kourtney Kardashian reportedly kicks Scott Disick out of family Hamptons home, tells him to straighten up or else 06-18-2014

'The Bachelorette' host: Andi Dorfman not trusting Josh Murray will be "a lingering issue," drama with Nick Viall "isn't over yet" 06-18-2014

Jennifer Hudson shares photo of herself in a bikini 06-18-2014

Kanye West brags of spending four days perfecting famous Instagram wedding photo -- plus additional ridiculous boasts 06-18-2014

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino arrested after brawl breaks out in tanning salon 06-18-2014

'The Bachelorette' star Andi Dorfman: I don't like the term "frontrunner," I'm not a prize to be won 06-17-2014

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West get blasted for piercing baby North's ears 06-17-2014

'The Bachelorette' star Andi Dorfman reportedly quits her prosecutor job in Atlanta 06-17-2014

'Teen Mom 2' returning to MTV with new fifth-season episodes on July 16 06-17-2014

'The Bachelorette' star Andi Dorfman "cuts to the chase" and eliminates three bachelors 06-17-2014

Adam Levine reveals he took the traditional approach when proposing to Behati Prinsloo 06-16-2014

'The Real Housewives of Atlanta' cast to reportedly all return for seventh season 06-16-2014

Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman sing for kids at Melbourne Children's Hospital 06-16-2014

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West celebrate North's first birthday and Father's Day 06-16-2014

Kris Jenner reportedly angry Kim Kardashian and Kanye West won't sell wedding photos to media 06-16-2014

Kelly Clarkson and husband Brandon Blackstock welcome a baby girl 06-16-2014

Kendall Jenner wears risque dress without underwear at MuchMusic Video Awards 06-16-2014

'Princesses: Long Island' star Casey Cohen denies affair with Jay Z 06-16-2014

Kanye West booed by crowd at Bonnaroo Music Festival 06-15-2014

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's plans for North West's first birthday revealed 06-13-2014

Kim Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian share more wedding photos 06-13-2014

Kendall Jenner reportedly not asked to pose naked for 'Playboy' 06-13-2014

Courtney Robertson reveals "incestuous Bachelor drama," two-timing Arie Luyendyk Jr., and "womanizing bastard" Jef Holm 06-13-2014

Jennifer Lopez: I am not dating Maksim Chmerkovskiy! 06-13-2014

Kendall Jenner "excited" to host Much Music Video Awards with Kylie Jenner 06-13-2014

Courtney Robertson: 'The Bachelorette' bachelor Arie Luyendyk Jr. was the best sex I've ever had 06-13-2014

Leah Remini's 'Leah Remini: It's All Relative' reality show to premiere on TLC on July 06-13-2014

Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Jennifer Lopez reportedly "just friends" despite dating rumors 06-12-2014

'I Wanna Marry "Harry"' pulled by Fox after only four episodes 06-12-2014

'Big Brother: After Dark' spinoff returning to TVGN this summer in HD 06-12-2014

Jennifer Lopez and Maksim Chmerkovskiy may be dating but taking things slow, say sources 06-12-2014

Courtney Robertson says Ben Flajnik made her turn down 'Dancing with the Stars,' would criticize her constantly 06-11-2014

Khloe Kardashian family reportedly skeptical of French Montana relationship, believes he's in it "for fame" 06-11-2014

Kelly Rowland seems to confirm she's expecting a baby with new husband Tim Witherspoon 06-11-2014

Charlie White gets engaged to girlfriend Tanith Belbin 06-11-2014

'I Wanna Marry "Harry"' star Matthew Hicks cuts one contestant and sees another girl quit 06-11-2014

'The Voice's Adam Levine "plays a dickhead very well," says movie co-star Keira Knightley 06-10-2014

'Teen Mom' star Jenelle Evans finalizes divorce from Courtland Rogers 06-10-2014

'The Bachelor's Courtney Robertson: Yes, Ben Flajnik and I did have sex in the ocean when we skinny-dipped 06-10-2014

'The Voice's third-season winner Cassadee Pope lands major beauty campaign 06-10-2014

'Survivor: Cagayan -- Brawn vs. Brains vs. Beauty' winner Tony Vlachos welcomes second child 06-10-2014

'The Bachelorette' airs a dramatic never-before-seen moment featuring Nick Viall in special broadcast 06-10-2014

Casper Smart denies cheating on Jennifer Lopez with transgender model Xristina Marie 06-09-2014

Kourtney Kardashian confirms third pregnancy in 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians' teaser clip 06-09-2014

Emily Maynard gets married to Tyler Johnson in surprise wedding 06-09-2014

Eric Hill's sister Karen Tracy on watching 'The Bachelorette:' He's defying death this way, I get tearful yet smile 06-09-2014

Former 'America's Next Top Model' runner-up Yaya DaCosta to star as Whitney Houston in new Lifetime movie 06-09-2014

Jennifer Lopez pulls out of 2014 World Cup opening ceremony 06-09-2014

Jennifer Lopez and boyfriend Casper Smart reportedly call it quits and split 06-06-2014

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi shows off her baby bump in makeup-free selfie 06-06-2014

Kim Kardashian shares photo of her first "Kim Kardashian West" autograph 06-06-2014

'Big Brother' finally converting to HDTV for its sixteenth season this summer 06-06-2014

Kris Jenner dishes on Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's wedding, addresses Rob Kardashian's issues 06-06-2014

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott are a "cash cow" and will renew wedding vows for 'True Tori' ratings, says source 06-06-2014

'Keeping Up with the Kardashians' to begin airing brand new episodes June 8 on E! 06-06-2014

Former 'The Hills' stars Heidi Montag and husband Spencer Pratt to star on 'Celebrity Wife Swap' 06-06-2014

'Survivor: Cagayan -- Brawn vs. Brains vs. Beauty' castaway Jefra Bland gets married 06-06-2014

'Man v. Food' star Adam Richman shows off 70-pound weight loss in nude photo shoot 06-05-2014

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'The Voice's seventh-season premiere date officially revealed by NBC 06-05-2014

Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Meryl Davis reunite for fancy outing, Maks admits he loves her 06-05-2014

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'The Biggest Loser' to debut its sixteenth season September 11 on NBC 06-05-2014

'America's Next Top Model' Season 21 premiere date revealed by The CW 06-05-2014

Which reality TV stars won big at the 2014 CMT Music Awards? 06-05-2014

Rob Kardashian's trainer Gunnar Peterson talks weight-loss struggle and new goals 06-05-2014

'The Bachelorette' host Chris Harrison: We can't ignore footage of the cast learning about Eric Hill's death down the road 06-04-2014

'Survivor' host Jeff Probst: 'Survivor: San Juan del Sur -- Blood vs. Water' will replace Redemption Island with a new twist 06-04-2014

'Survivor' host Jeff Probst: We lost two new 'Blood vs. Water' contestants at the last minute 06-04-2014

Kendra Wilkinson and husband Hank Baskett share photo of new daughter Alijah Mary 06-04-2014

'Bachelor in Paradise' cast reportedly revealed, to feature 13 former bachelors and bachelorettes 06-04-2014

Kendall Jenner poses topless for magazine 06-04-2014

'I Wanna Marry "Harry"' star Matthew Hicks eliminates Carley Hawkins 06-04-2014

Jonathan Cheban urges ex-girlfriend Adrienne Bailon to reach out to Rob Kardashian 06-04-2014

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick reportedly expecting third child 06-04-2014

'The Bachelorette' host Chris Harrison: Andi Dorfman hit an emotional low point with Eric Hill 06-03-2014

Julianne Hough and Derek Hough: Our 'Move Live on Tour' has brought us closer together 06-03-2014

'The Bachelorette' star Andi Dorfman eliminates Eric Hill after big fight, as well asTasos Hernandez 06-03-2014

'The Amazing Race' Season 25 cast revealed by CBS, to feature two former 'Survivor' castaways 06-03-2014

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Kelly Rowland: Destiny's Child members are my soul mates 06-02-2014

Giuliana and Bill Rancic reveal surrogate carrying their second child had miscarriage 06-02-2014

'The Bachelorette' host: Tonight's episode will be dramatic and incredibly emotional, everyone will be talking 06-02-2014

Heidi Klum poses nude for charity campaign 06-02-2014

'The Bachelorette' star Andi Dorfman on Ron Worrell leaving: He definitely would've gotten a rose 06-02-2014

'The Bachelorette' star Andi Dorfman sends two bachelors packing, sees one suitor leave on his own 06-02-2014

Khloe Kardashian and French Montana share gun photo on Instagram 06-02-2014

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