Paul: ummm........no, I think I remember a survivorsucks website

Dave: No, Paul this is survivorblows, it's different...All the kids hang out at
SB and to be honest, it kicks SS's ass. So here it goes: Number

10. It kicks Survivorsucks ass

Dave: See what i tell you Paul.

Paul: Oh, you said Survivor BLOWS, oh yeah I'm there all the time.

Dave: Yeah, right...number

9. No pictures of fat naked guys.

Dave: that's always a plus. number

8. There is a thread on delicious ways to prepare grubs.

number..

7. If the site locks up it only boots off one person at a time.

number

6. The Webmaster kicks ass.

Dave: I'm trying to get my membership reinstated, number

5. Spoilers board knows the winner of "Survivor"!

Dave: Didn't the show end a while back, Paul?

Paul: I, ummm, I think so....

Dave: ..well, as long as the fat naked guy didn't win. VOTE HIM OFF, for
God's sake! number

4. Anything, and I mean anything is better than watching Big Brother.

number

3. Survivorblows motto: We're better than Porn!

number

2. First 100 posters get immunity!

....and the number one reason to visit SurvivorBlows.com :