From the home office in Wahoo, Nebraska - tonights top ten list: Top Ten
Rejected Luxury Items for Survivor II. I don't know if you folks at home
have heard about this, but this Survivor thing.....well it's just big and
they're doind it again in Australia of all places. The contestants or
castaways or crazy folks, as I like to call 'em, get to take 1 item with them
from home and alot of the applicants watched the first Survivor and have
gotten some, uh.....shall we say odd, ideas on what to take with them as
their "luxery item". So here we go Top Ten Rejected Luxury Items for
Survivor II, number 10. Television set with 500 mile extension cord.
See, that's what i'm talking about odd, odd stuff. number
9. Revolver and 15 bullets.
number
8. Koala repellent spray.
number
7. Book, entitled "How I Kicked Everyone's Ass on Survivor" By Richard
Hatch.
number
6. Home video of Jenna's "twins". (....If you know what I mean)
number
5. Nipple ring.
number
4. Talent Agent.
number
3. That wacky ass guy from animal planet.
Have you ever seen this guy, he's nuts! (impression with accent) "I'm
holding the most poisoness snake in the world here, with my eyes closed,
watch me stick my thumb up his bum, that'll really piss'em off! Crikey, ain't
he a beaut!"
number
2. Pair of extra large shorts.......just in case we have another fat naked
guy here.
and the number one Rejected Luxury Item is
1. Coconut Phone!
