.........From the home office in Wahooooooo, Nebrasky, tonights top ten
list, Top Ten ways to revive the SurvivorBlows Board. Paul, we've talked
about this board before, right? Paul: ummm.......yeah, yeah, I think so, David.
Dave: Yeah, we have, and it's like this.......attendance is dropping
rapidly.....the kids have gone elsewhere, they've resorted back to the porn
and such.........So tonight Top Ten ways to revive the SurvivorBlows
Board, heeeeeeeeeere we go, number
10. Take that damn picture of Rich off of the front page!
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9. Ban stupid Top Ten lists
Not a bad idea, eh, Paul?
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8. Change site name from www.survivorblows.com to
www.colleenblows.com
I'll just bet ya, I'd bet ya, Paul, that.....that's just crazy enough to work
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7. Add games to the site, such as Bitch Slap Rich! and Cuss Out Sue!
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6. Advertise site on Leno
...........hmmmm.
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5. Go back and flame everyone who has ever posted
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4. Start a thread claiming to have slept with everyone on the
island.......including Sean's dad
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3. Start a rumor that NOT posting causes pancreatic cancer
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2. Add pic's of Wild Island Sex!
....and the number one way to revive the SurvivorBlows Website
1. Live Streaming Video!
