From the home office in........what's this? Who the hell moved the home
office.......oh, well, from the home office in Cut and Shoot, Texas (hand to
God, it is a city) Top Ten things you might see or hear on Celebrity
Survivor. Y'know Survivor is a game show and game shows have celebrity
specials, such as Family Feud, and Jeopardy, and even the Wheel.......us
folks in show bidness call Wheel of Fortune, the Wheel.

Paul: The Wheel?

Dave: Yes, for example: "My Grandpa loves The Wheel"

Paul: OH! The Wheel.......I see.

Dave: hee, hee.......So we were thinking Survivor should have a celebrity
edition someday. I think it would be quality entertainment, don't you agree
Paul?

Paul: Perhaps, instead of an island, it could be at the Betty Ford clinic.

Dave: Exactly, good stuff Paul. Tonights Top Ten list, Top Ten things you
might see or hear on Celebrity Survivor..heeeeeeeere we go, number

10. Madonna spears two fish at a time with that pointy bra.

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9. Tribes are stationed at opposite sides of Jennifer Lopez's ass.

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8. Monica Lewinsky wins the grub eating contest claiming that "It's not as
bad as some things she's had in her mouth."

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7. Jackie Chan opens a can of Whoop ass on a stingray.

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6. Darva Conger shows up and offers to marry whoever wins.

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5. Nathan Lane takes over the fat naked fag role.

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4. "Me and Ellen Degeneras have become pretty good friends, but not in a
homosexual way, that's fer sure."

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3. Darryl Strawberry's luxery item = a pound of crack.

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2. "Who the hell is Jeff Probst?"

and the number 1 thing you might see or hear on Celebrity Survivor......