Paul: ummmm......I dunno.

Dave: Well at first I was thinking it's probably the obvious, y'know opossum
entrials and the like, but then I was thinking, given the name of the city,
it's probably type O negative blood. Anywho, here it is Tonight's Top Ten
list, Top Ten Signs That it's Going to be a Bad Day on The Survivor
Island........... heeeeeeeere we go, number

10. Sean implements his alphabetical voting strategy, your name = Aaron.

number

9. Jenna says she wants you to meet her twins.....come to find out she's
talking about her bratty kids.

number

8. Colleen's leg parasites decide to feast upon your Superpole.

number

7. Rich wakes you with a kiss.

number

6. Rudy is in a good mood.

number

5. Kelly was voted off last night and mysteriously your American Express
card is missing.

number

4. At tribal council, your torch falls on you and sets your straw hat on fire.

number

3. Rudy tells you that the bottom of the ocean smells like T-bone steak
......and you believe him.

number

2. Rich keeps whispering to you that he's gonna have ray for dinner, your
name = Ray.

and the number one Sign That it's Going to be a Bad Day on The Survivor
Island