Ladies, gentlemen, boys, and girls, I have in my hands tonights Top Ten
list. From the home office in Cut and Shoot, Texas: Top Ten reasons
Superman is Going on a Brief Hiatus from SurvivorBlows, have you heard of
this guy, Paul? Paul: ummmmmmmmm......no.
Dave: It's this lame ass guy who thinks he's funny. He obviously has no life
and he's commiting blatent copyright infringement. Y'know what I say, good
riddance to you, post-happy boy. All right, Top Ten reasons Superman is
Going on a Brief Hiatus from SurvivorBlows, heeeeeeeeeeere we go, number
10. All the chicks on this board wear those lead skirts that screw with his
x-ray vision.
number
9. Recently lost all his toes and one finger in a farm equipment accident,
now must get totally nude just to count to 10.
number
8. Has to get back to the gym, the big S on his chest is a lot less effective
with man breasts.
number
7. Letterman is sueing his pants off.
number
6. Accidently posted his real name in his profile, now constantly recieving
calls from Rich in the middle of the night saying, "Hey.....you sound kinda
hot."
number
5. Cape stuck in his zipper.
number
4. Pregnant with Gervase's fifth child.
number
3. Superman, being a scrawny, tall guy, has started hanging out with really
fat guy, that way when they stand together, they resemble the number
10.
number
2. Keeps getting e-mail from all the porn sites saying, "Where have you
been?"
and the number one reason Superman is Going on a Brief Hiatus from
SurvivorBlows..........
1. Gut-Busting laughter has been reduced to giggling tummy-ache.
