From the home office in Cut and Shoot, Texas, tonights Top Ten list, Top
Ten Things I would say to the post merger castaways on Survivor Island,
have you ever given this any thought, Paul? Paul:ummm.......who the hell are YOU?
Isn't it obvious, the cape, the large S on my chest?
Paul: Where's Dave?
I fused that gap between his front teeth with my heat vision, I imagine he's
out picking up some hot babes right now.
Paul: I see.......
Anywho, Here it is, Top Ten Things I would say to the post merger
castaways on Survivor Island, heeeeeeeere we go, number
10. .....nobody is watching you guys at all, everyone's hooked on Big
Brother.
number
9. Colleen, Jenna, .......I'm using my x-ray vision right now and let me tell
ya.......I think I love you both.
number
8. Sean, you think you had a superpole, check this out!
number
7. I'm kinda thirsty Sue, get me a drink of water, will 'ya?
number
6. Back off Kelly, I've got a wallet of steel too.
number
5. So, uh, Colleen, I hear that the next challenge is naked mud wrestling,
wanna, y'know, go practice or something?
number
4. For God's sake Rich take my cape and cover yourself!
number
3. Gervase, when the Bible said go forth and populate the Earth, they
meant everyone, not just you, ok?
number
2. Greg! Your coconut is ringing!
and the number 1 Thing I would say to the post merger castaways on
Survivor Island
1. I had an erotic dream about you last night, Rudy.
