Paul: ........um, yeah David it really has..

Dave: And the funny thing is, I still can't get this Survivor thing outta my
head. Mark Burnett has brainwashed me....

Paul:...Gee that's too bad, Dave.

Dave: Yeah, sometimes I'll just be walking down the street and I'll yell out
"TAGI!!!"

Paul: Gee

Dave: It's a sad, scary thing. Hee Hee...Here we go today's Top Ten List,
Top Ten Things That Might have happened if The Presidential candidates
had been on Survivor Island.

Paul: It took you this long and you came up with THAT topic.

Dave: TAGI!!!! There I go again. Ok, heeeeeeeeere we go, number

10. Bush keeps walking around naked, exposing his "hanging chad".

number

9. CNN coverage of all Tribal councils.

number

8. Gore refuses to participate in challenges that might get his suit dirty.

number

7. Buchannon kills some fish for eating......and then he kills the rest just for
fun.

number

6. Al Gore tells Greg, "Y'know I invented the coconut phone."

number

5. Bush's luxury item = a fifth of Jack Daniels.

number

4. Al Gore gets voted off, demands a recount, everybody ends up on the
island for a year.

number

3. Rudy says, "I meant to vote for Al, but I accidently voted for
Buchannon.....Damn confusing ballot."

number

2. Thanks to Bush, Sean is no longer known as the dumbest guy on the
island.

and the number one Thing That Might have happened if The Presidential
candidates had been on Survivor Island.......