Paul: Yeah, Dave?

Dave: Yeah, it's like freakin' Christmas Eve and I'm 8 years old again.

Paul: It's that intense, you say?

Dave: Yes, It's burning in the pit of my stomach, like a...... (Dave lets out
a huge fart) no, no it's passed now. What have I got here another stinkin'
Survivor top ten, Oh well, Top Ten Secrets Revealed about Survivor II,
heeeeeeeere we go. Number

10. By week 2 On the show everyone gives up pronouncing Amber Brkich's
last name and instead, substitute it with a hearty belch.

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9. Kel volunteerly leaves the island claiming "I just miss Kenan too much!"

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8. Mitchell Olsen reveals that he is the freak brother of those annoying
Olsen twins.

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7. Tina Wesson is Greg's wacky sister from the disturbing video.

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6. Producers had to stop filming at one point and threaten to fire all the
contestants if they didn't stop calling Elisabeth, "Colleen Jr."

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5. The cast learns the hard way, how Maralyn "Mad-Dog" Hershey got her
nickname; constantly foaming at the mouth and non-stop leg-humpin'.

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4. Keith Famie reveals to all that he works with children at the Rainbow
connection to make their dreams come true, but only if their dream is to
get a happy meal at McDonald's with Keith Famie.

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3. Kucha and Ogakor, loosely translated means, "That Mark Burnett is one
rich bastard."

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2. Colby gets voted off when food runs low, because his name reminds the
cast of delicous, delicous cheese.

and the number 1 Secret Revealed about Survivor II