Paul: um....what's what Dave?

Dave: I mean really, if it's not about the stupid show, it's about the stupid
web sites about the show. Tonight's top ten list, Top Ten good things
about BA and Leif settling their differences. Apparently, these two guys
were having a spat...

Paul: a spat?

Dave: Y'know? a tiff, but nonetheless they've resolved it, it's over and
done with. Kiss, kiss, hug, hug and all that, Top Ten good things about BA
and Leif settling their differences, heeeeeeeeeere we go. number

10. Webmaster running out of little flame icons to put beside posts.

number
9. Pissing contest was starting to ruin my screen.

number
8. All that arguing was distracting others away from the rest of us
attention whores.

number
7. Insomnia caused by constant nightmares of MR.T battling a viking on a
deserted island.

number
6. Blistering flames reduced to sarcastic sparks.

number
5. During the arguement, rest of the board lived in fear of being attacked
by Hokies.

number
4. Zero almost gave up Jesus to worship BA.

number
3. If there had been a bloody brawl at the bar, we probably would have
never been able to get Vampkira out of there again.

number
2. Now that it's over, I have much more time to visit porn sites.

and the number one good thing about BA and Leif settling their
differences.......