Paul: Yeah?

Dave: Yeah, tonight is the night Survivor II premeres, after months of
waiting it's finally here. Right here on CBS.

Paul: Right after the Superbowl, right?

Dave: The what?

Paul: The Superbowl, y'know football?

Dave: Who gives a rat's ass about that? You're comparing apples to
oranges here. So let's get this going, Top Ten Things to do to pass the
time until Survior II starts, heeeeeeeeeeere we go, number

10. Watch the Superbowl.

Dave: The what? Who wrote this crap?

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9. Go to the "Everything's a dollar" Store and insist on getting a price
check for every item you pick out.

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8. Got to the mall, dart around suspicously while humming the mission
impossible theme song.

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7. Make prank phone calls.

Dave: Here's a good prank phone call, Paul. Call someone, tell them you
work for the phone company and you will be working on their line for a
while, ask them not to answer the phone for, saaaaaay 4 hours. Then call
them back and let it ring forever, when they finally answer, scream
"AAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHH, I'M BURNING". Hee heeeee.

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6. Help O.J. Simpson "search for the real killers".

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5. Take over the world. Give the president a delicous cashew, when asks
for another, say, "No, not unless you let me take over the world." This will
work because, no one can resist a delicous cashew.

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4. Hide in the clothing racks at the Gap whispering "Pick me, Pick me..."

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3. Post on this message board like a hyperactive monkey.

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2. Visit your local Y.M.C.A., tell all the kids that the bottom of the
swimming pool smells like brownies, laugh while they choke.