9. Supervisors confess that listening to all of their direct report's problems,
who they "couldn't care less about" is "really, really, draining"

8. Sexual harassment is no longer prohibitted... as long as it's the same
sex.

7. Company announces new business strategy of trying to form "alliances"
with its competitors

6. Cafeteria menu now consists of only fish and rice... all the time

5. Tiki torches now used to light all office corridors

4. Company bonuses now paid out in pizza slices, shoe supports, and
Target gift certificates

3. All company meetings end with "The Board Of Directors has spoken"

2. "Extra skin removal" now part of the company's standard benefits
package

1. "Casual" dress code now includes "au natural"