Paul: ummmm, watch what, Dave?

Dave: ......Friends, Paul, Friends.

Paul: You'd better believe it! That Chandler, what a hottie, I mean, I could just..

Dave: NO, you dolt, Survivor!

Paul: Ohhhhhhh. Yeah, ummmm, Yeah I saw it, that's the one with that Fat Naked Guy, right?

Dave: You Paul, are soooooo out of it. Anywho, on to tonight's Top Ten List, Top Ten Things that Happened Behind the Scenes on Episode II, heeeeeeeeeeeere we go, number

10. When "Mad-Dog" takes out her teeth, both Jerri and Jeff get a great idea about what they're gonna do to Colby later.

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9. After Micheal's prayer, the Lord actually answers him saying, "So now you want my help, why don't you go talk to your good-buddy, Satan?"

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8. Passing on the cow brains, Kimmi says, "I refuse to compromise my morals.", causing the entire crew to burst into uncontrollable laughter at the thought of Kimmi having morals.

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7. Tina explains later that she threw-up the cow intestine because, "That's just not how we prepare it in Tennessee."

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6. Jerri prepares tortillas and screams, "I didn't work at Taco Bell for 10 years for nothing."

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5. Keith, after being killed in the cliff diving segment, was replaced by that lovable Emerald LeGasse.

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4. That Beef Jerky Kel was eating? Dingo Turd.

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3. Rodger swims like a three legged poodle.

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2. Kimmi pleasured herself with the immunity idol.

and the number 1 Thing that Happened Behind the Scenes on Episode II

1. The bubbling hot spring that Ogakor was sitting in was simply the downstream of Jeff's vomit.