10. "I recently discovered this cool trick with a magnet and a compass. Wanna see it?"

9. "What I really want to talk about is how much I love Friends"

8. "Yeah I'm into naked gymnastics. Watch me do the splits!"

7. "Hi, my name is Stacey Stillman. You may remember me from..."

6. "You'll never think how easy it is to carry infectious diseases back to America."

5. "Luxury item? You mean like a Porsche?"

4. "It's like Temptation Island but with more sex, right?"

3. "I have no morals and I'm a media whore (no wait, that's how to get accepted for Survivor III)"

2. "I figure, like if I just kill everyone else and then swipe the million bucks, who's gonna stop me?"

1. "Mark Burnett who?"