- Someone asks you the name of your doctor and you reply "Sean Kenniff"

- You've taken to calling your boss "the rat" and his boss "the snake"

- You use the phrase "...but not in a homosexual way" more than once a day

- Everywhere you look, you see "alliances"

- Wednesday nights are now "Ragu Pagong Pasta Night"

- Went to the pet store... started raising your own rats, cuz that's the only way they're tasty

- (Men only) You named your "little buddy" the SuperPole2000

- You rent the movie "Rudy" hoping to see more grouchy, homophobic tidbits.

- You end each sentence with "The tribe has spoken".

- After dinner a reward challenge is held to see who gets dessert.

- You join a local gym and hang out in the shower just to see fat naked guys.

- You nickname your kids "The Tagi 4."

- You form an alliance with the dog to oust the cat.

- You quit your job, divorce your wife, and start driving a truck around the country, while naked, using stolen credit cards to pay for your food with your new pal Sven. (but not in a homosexual way, that's fer sure).

- You set your alarm clock to wake up an extra 30 mintues earlier to read SB and post..

- You started or re-newed your Playboy subscription early to make sure you recieved the Jenna's "Beauties" issue.

- You bought the Globe, Enquirer, or People magazine at the check-out counter just because you saw a recognizable survivor face on the cover.

- You cancel a date for Wednesday, because your VCR is acting up and you just don't trust it.

- You associate with SurvivorBlows posters more than your Real life friends.

- You use survivior lingo in your every day conversation.

- You fantazise about a cast member.

- You thought CAPSLOCK was a genius Hacker

- You emailed the survivors when their emails became public internet knowledge.

- You have catergorized your friends and call them by their new Rattana Nick names.

- You pre ordered the Survivor book, listen to Rich Hatch radio feed, and set make an Internet site dedicated to the show...(opps)

- You obssessively post on a survivor Message board and check contanstly for replies.

- You considered sending kelly a buck, for her fund.

- You still talk about the show that has been over for a MONTH.

- You rename your pets "breakfast", "lunch", and "dinner".

- You still haven't taped over your survivor episodes you recorded while trying to figure out who will win.

- You spend endless time in the chatroom and end up getting to sleep later than 2am each day.

- You spend more time emailing/posting/chatting to BadAs, SP2000, IrishEyes, Cherberrie, Vamp, Blu, SB, etc. than you spend with your family.

- You just can't leave a posting on the board alone (especially if it praises Greg - what an IDIOT!).

- You end up looking for other topics to discuss (Nikita, the Mole, etc.) just because you feel safe here and don't want to leave.

- You just can't seem to go on to other things because you have a sequence now that you go through in your daily routine. For example..wake up, check email, got to messageboards to check if anyone replied to your posts, go to chatroom just to see if anyone has dropped by, go to work, occasionally check in on the office network, eat lunch, work, check email when home, watch news, eat dinner, get back online to check email and then chat the night away or post some more on the boards. I gotta get a life.

- You notice that Wednesdays seem to drag on and on...

- You start imagining Irish, Cherberrie, Vamp, and Blu in every sexy woman you see on tv (even cartoons!!).

- You notice that the Olympics just aren't that important this time.